FUNNY Bangla JOKES by Valopola62

When James Bond cameto Banglad
James Bond is a stylish hero you know. Whenever people ask him of his name, he answers in his own branded style - "Bond, James Bond". Last year Bond came to Bangladesh for a quick visit. In Noakhali Swimming Complex, he met Pasha.
Pasha asked:
Hey, what's you name?
James Bond replied:
Bond
James Bond.
Then Bond asked Pasha the same: And what's yours?
Pasha replied:
Pasha
Choudhury Pasha
Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Mohammad Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Kalam Mohammad Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Abul Kalam Mohammad Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha.
From that day on, whenever people ask Bond of his name, he simply replies James Bond.




Ekdin ek boro shoro mota lok markete giyechen. Tar cycle ta baire raikha lok te dokaner vitore gelen baazar korte.

Dosh minute pore lok ta dokan theke baire aashlen. chari dike guira dekhen je taar cycle ta nei. keu unar cycle ta churi kore felechen. tokhon uni chete giye ekta boro crowd jome felechen. boro crowder shamne uni jore jore bolen "Je amar cycle churi korche, tara tari amar cycle de, or naile goto bar amar cycle churi korar pore ami ja korchilam, ekhon ami tai kormu." pura crowd got scared abong ek lok pichon theke aisha cycle ta firod diya gelen.

tokhon boro shoro lok ta satisfied hoya cycle loiya choila jaite loichilo. thik tokhon ek lok crowd theke bollen "ei je bhai, gotobar jokhon aponar cycle churi korchilo, aponi ki korchen?" tokhon boro shoro lok ta bollen "Ji bhai, gotobar jokhon amar cycle churi korchilo, ami haitta bari gechilam."







Dui bondhu shob shomoye chitting korey matric, I.A etc. Paash korey eshechey. Oder moddhey ekjon chilo buddhimaan ar arekta chilo habla. to buddhimaan ta always habla takey help korto porikkahye... Taar por tara jokhon pora shesh korey job kortey jacchilo tokhon:
Habla: "Accha tumi amakey job niteyo help koro.
buddhimaan:"Ami tomakey job e kemney help kori? porikkhaye to Question gula jantaam kintoo job er question gulo to jani na".
Tarpor habla ta jobab
Habla:"tumi amakey just answer guloi boley diyo".
buddhimaan: "thikachay"...
Taar por buddhimaan takey daka holo takey proshno kora holo:

Q-1: "Apni kon shaley jonmo hoyechen?"
Ans-1: "42 te hobar kotha chilo kintoo 47e hoyechi."
Boss: "ki?"
Taarpor takey 2nd Quetion jigish korlo:

Q-2: "Apnar bap er naam ki?"
Ans-2: "Kakey cherey kakey bolbo?"
Boss: (in anger) "apni ki pagol naki?"
Ans: "Gobeshona cholchey"......



old joke

classe ekta chele je ek choke kom dekhe to sobai take cana dake to ekdin inspectr aise scoole to oi cana mia ta abar bekub tai teacher oitare arek hasan re die bathroome bedhe lock kore raklo,ispectr ashlo to jigesh korlo canada kothae keu ki bolte pare?

hasan darae bollo canada bathroome

hahahahahha.... nice jokes... i am still laughing....

Rony: kee re kee hoyeche ?
Bachchu: R bolisna, bhishan patla paykhana hochche.
R: Kanchkala try korisni?
B: Korechilam, ber kore nile aabar shuru hoye jachche !

Hahahahaha really james bond story is real..........! Hahahahaha

Dui matal

rat 12 tay loudly gaan gaye firsay ek matal. Hotath golir mukh a ghiray dhorlo 2 mastan......
Mastan : ei beta ki achay ber kor! :-@
ei bolay mataler mukher upor ghushi.....
Matal: vai sob martay hoy pith a maro mukhay mayro na baba ra, mukh fulay dhool holay bou chintay parbay na folay dorojai khulbax na....

hahaha....nice joke mama.........